Guest Blog Post: “A Happy Tail,” in Sue Clancy’s exact words

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The artwork and stories of Sue Clancy are totally smile enducing. Here’s what she submitted, dear HBT reader, so you can smile too… My mentor and adopted dad, Dr. Bob Hoke, had an Abyssinian cat named Missy. One day we were sitting and talking with our drinks, papers, and books strewn about the dining room table. When… Continue reading Guest Blog Post: “A Happy Tail,” in Sue Clancy’s exact words

“My 5th – the Day After,” in the exact words of Baxxter: Reblog

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Who do you regard as the party-est of animals? To my mind, it’s dogs.

Pete J. Probe’s dog, Baxxter

Pete J. Probe is a fellow blogger from Germany who’s studied pedagogy and taught disabled children. His dog, Baxxter, has clearly tested the limits of partying…

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I would like to thank you all for the congratulations on my birthday!!

In the early morning

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After getting up at 6am I had a fat bone in the garden the best breakfast I’ve had ever had. After that I went back to sleep because it was still dark.

Some more presents I got

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Foto from friend John:

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He works as a model for men’s clothing.

In the afternoon

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Unfortunately the weather was `shit´ and we played silly games in the living room. My former school friends – I already past school waiting for a place on university –  put this crazy crown on me and I didn’t take part any more. Had some dark beer and watched them playing `school-games for kids´.

At night

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The day after

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Had too much beer – with slight headaches…

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My new hat for rainy days – actually waiting for a walk in…

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New Year Resolutions You Can Actually Keep by bookshelfbattle

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Photo of toy pig pigging out in a colorful cupcake
Thanks Ryan McGuire of Gratisography.com for this cool pic!

Hate resolutions? Standards too high? Bookshelfbattle to the rescue!…

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Fart more.

Eat more.

Be ruder.

Smell worse.

Do less.

Procrastinate more…tomorrow.

Exercise less.

Watch more TV.

Play more video games.

Be lazier.

Read less.

Fail more.

Don’t be productive.

Eat more candy.

Don’t get out and meet anyone.

Get fatter.

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Gym and I by funnyfingersblog

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Photo of what great progress funnyfingersblog has made, as provided by her.

Ladies and gents, overindulgence and underexercise are behind us. It’s gym season!

Yeah!

Or better, Ugh?!

Read on for how funnyfingersblog arrived at the state of ‘no fat’ …

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Gym and I, I and gym….

Our relationship started a few years back with a force of attraction that was all consuming. It was indeed love at first sight. We promised to stay together and made big plans for the future.

Like in any big event of our life, the first step was putting a wardrobe together. The involvement and excitement was comparable to shopping for one’s trousseau. After a careful scan of the internet to see what’s in, numerous market trips were undertaken and outfits were bought, along with matching shoes, socks, napkins, wipes, head bands, wrist bands and other gym accessories ….even nude make up.

Every day at the promised time I would dress up and go to meet my new crush. Those were days of passion, dreams and sweet pain. Like a sculptor my gym had promised to chisel every part of my body- abs…

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“WTF Beauty Trends” in KEDAWITHANI’s exact words: Reblog

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How on-trend are you?

Hear ye, hear ye – men and women alike must read this clever post, courtesy of a fellow blogger who hails from Saint Kitts (an island in the West Indies formally as Saint Christopher Island), My Vantage Point: Navigating Life with a Vagina, for a good commiserating laugh…

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landscape-1455313658-rbk-beauty-tipsI have never before been more intimidated by make-up than I am when I see a Youtube tutorial on achieving the perfect night to day, day to night to bed make-up look in no less than three hours.

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